The Best Goddamn Ai Writing Tool On The Internet

If Hemingway And Zuck Had A 👼🏽 And Its Life Depended On Writing High-Converting Copy

Kong is a ~~moody little sucker~~ AI writing tool that generates high-converting sales copy in seconds. That’s 10x better than 99% of copywriters.

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If ROAS had a daddy, Kong would be it!

✨ROAS PRODUCING MAGIC✨

The Best Goddamn AI Writing Tool For High-Converting Copy On The Internet

A language model trained by $7.8 billion in ROAS. This little bad boy writes copy that hits harder than a bull with its balls in a bear trap.

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Generate stalker level insights on your ideal buyers in seconds

✨AI Copywriting Model...✨

Trained by $7.8 billion in ROAS

Holy zuck. Let's go ROAS hunting 👀.

“After only 1 week, my Kong ads have cut my CPL in half. For the past 6 months my ad spend has been at $100 per day and cost per lead has been around $10. Now I'm getting twice the leads for $4.27 per lead! This will pay for itself 10,000x over!!”

Gary Bailey

“I've been tinkering with Al copywriting like a mad scientist in a lab full of word-bots, and let me tell you, I thought I was close to cracking the code. But your Kong Al? It's like comparing a tricycle to a Tesla.”

Krste Kovaceski

“I got my Meta Ads rocking using Kong. More leads in the first 1hr than l've ever seen in months 😂😂”

Corey Edmonds

“Kong is amazing! Just got my Facebook ads website leads down to 49 cents per lead!”

Amanda Cullity

“Was very skeptical... what can this do that ChatGPT or other Als can't do. signed up. tried it. yup not sceptical any more. I now have a mini sabri suby writer on my team. WATCH OUT!””

Waheed Dehedhi

Gary Bailey

Krste Kovaceski

“I got my Meta Ads rocking using Kong. More leads in the first 1hr than l've ever seen in months 😂😂”

Corey Edmonds

“Kong is amazing! Just got my Facebook ads website leads down to 49 cents per lead!”

Amanda Cullity

“Was very skeptical... what can this do that ChatGPT or other Als can't do. signed up. tried it. yup not sceptical any more. I now have a mini sabri suby writer on my team. WATCH OUT!””

Waheed Dehedhi

✨The First Of It's Kind✨

Like ChatGPT's Better-Looking Older Brother After A Couple Spicy Margaritas… With A Vengeance For Selling.

Look, if you've been prompt-wrestling with ChatGPT... To get some half-baked shit that couldn't sell a lollypop to a 5-year-old… You're not alone. Cos most AI writing tools suck harder than a Dyson. Kong doesn't.

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✨ROAS On Tap✨

Better Ads. Higher CTR's. Lower CPMs. Cheaper CPA's. Higher ROAS. More Ad Scale.

Call Me Daddy ROAS Guarantee

Kong will grab your favourite media buyer by the balls and whisper in their ear… “Who's your daddy?”. Yup. This little bad boy uses a proprietary AI technology that GUARANTEES to decrease your cost per lead and increase ad ROI by 20%... or you don't pay.

10x Better Than 99%
Of Copywriters

Dream Buyer Avatars

Create a detailed buyer avatar including their deepest desires, beliefs, fears, pains, relationships, goals and emotions.
Uncover 'obsessed stalker' level insights to boost conversion rates on ads and funnels.
Discover Deep Seeded Buying triggers to increase ad ROI from all marketing campaigns.
Find out EXACTLY what your market wants (so you can sell it to them).

Proven High-Converting Headlines

Create powerful headlines, and subheadlines designed to capture attention and drive conversions on your landing pages and funnels.
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Webinar Registristration Pages Headlines
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Generate hundreds of ad variations for lead gen and ecommerce with captivating headlines.

Stalker-Level Insights On Your Dream Customers In Seconds

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Paid plans grant you full access to the platform. The agency plan come with the ability to generate additional resources.

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KONG AI

Frequently asked questions

What exactly is Kong AI marketing?

Kong AI Marketing is the Chuck Norris of AI writing tools—it doesn’t just write copy; it roundhouse kicks your sales targets into next week. Born from a fiery pit of data analysis and ad spend, Kong isn’t just smart; it’s a genius with an attitude, crafting high-converting copy that could sell ice to Eskimos. This ain’t your grandma’s AI. It’s a beast that learns, adapts, and spits out copy so compelling you’ll want to buy your own product.

How can AI marketing benefit my business?

Imagine having a secret weapon that works 24/7, doesn’t drink your coffee, and writes copy that makes your competitors weep. That’s Kong for you. It’s like injecting rocket fuel into your marketing strategy. Kong dives deep into the psyche of your dream customers, delivering personalized copy that speaks directly to their soul. More conversions, skyrocketing ROAS, and a marketing strategy so on point you’ll think it’s magic. In short, it transforms your business from being just another player to the MVP on the digital battlefield.

Is my data safe with your AI marketing platform?

Safer than a nun in a tank. We guard your data like it’s the last slice of pizza at a frat party. Our platform is built with the Fort Knox of digital security measures, ensuring that your data, insights, and killer marketing strategies are locked up tighter than a hipster’s skinny jeans. We don’t play fast and loose with your information; we protect it with the ferocity of a mother bear. No ifs, ands, or buts. Your data’s safety is our top priority, period.

Do I need to be a tech expert to use your AI marketing platform?

Nope. You don’t need to be a coder, hacker, or even know what “HTML” stands for. If you can operate a toaster, you’re overqualified to use Kong. Our platform is as user-friendly as a puppy. Everything’s designed with the understanding that time is money, and you’ve got neither to waste on a steep learning curve. We’ve made it so easy, even your grandma could whip up high-converting copy between baking cookies. Get ready to create, launch, and dominate—no tech degree required.

How does the platform handle real-time data?

Like a day trader on a double espresso. Kong thrives on real-time data, using it to flex, adapt, and refine your marketing strategy faster than a celebrity changes relationship status. It doesn’t just handle real-time data; it devours it for breakfast, turning fresh insights into even fresher copy that targets your audience with sniper accuracy. Live updates? Trending topics? Kong’s on it, ensuring your copy stays relevant, punchy, and more addictive than that last season of your favorite binge-worthy series.

What languages does Kong support?

Kong only speaks English (for now). Rumour has it he has multiple exotic lovers who are teaching him different languages. Stay tuned for his international escapades.

What you are waiting for ?

Seriously, yo…

You should really just say “f*ck it”, sign up
and take this lil' badboy for a spin.

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If Hemingway And Zuck Had A 👼🏽 And Its Life Depended On Writing High-Converting Copy

The Best Goddamn AI Writing Tool For High-Converting Copy On The Internet

Trained by $7.8 billion in ROAS

Like ChatGPT's Better-Looking Older Brother After A Couple Spicy Margaritas… With A Vengeance For Selling.

Better Ads. Higher CTR's. Lower CPMs. Cheaper CPA's. Higher ROAS. More Ad Scale.

Call Me Daddy ROAS Guarantee

10x Better Than 99% Of Copywriters

Dream Buyer Avatars

Proven High-Converting Headlines

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Frequently asked questions

What exactly is Kong AI marketing?

How can AI marketing benefit my business?

Is my data safe with your AI marketing platform?

Do I need to be a tech expert to use your AI marketing platform?

How does the platform handle real-time data?

What languages does Kong support?

Seriously, yo…

10x Better Than 99%
Of Copywriters

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